*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

(The future isn't what it used to be....)

"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000" (SEASON TWO)

EPISODE 17: NO NEED FOR CARDCAPTORS

(A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors)/Tenchi Muyo MSTing)

MSTed From the Desk of Card Captor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.

“Card Captor Sakura” and “CardCaptors” are trademarks of CLAMP and those who distribute them.

“Tenchi Muyo” is the property of Masaki Kajishima, Pioneer Co. and a lot of other people

“No Need For CardCaptors” is the property of Christina Horton and she’s welcome to it. I do not intend to offend her by making fun of her work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;)

 
(Cue "Card Captor Science Theater 3000 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....)
 
It's the not-too-distant future,
Last Sunday BC
There was this girl named Sakura
Quite different from you or me
She captured Clow Cards with her friends
All seen through Tomoyo’s camera lens
They tried to save the human race,
But Eriol lost his patience
So he shot them into space!!!!
  
Sakura: (Hoeeee……)
 
Syaoran and Tomoyo: (Now what?)
 
We'll send them crappy fanfics
The worst we can find (lalala)
They'll have to sit and read them all and we'll monitor their minds (lalala)
 
Now keep in mind they can't control
When the fanfics begin or end (lalala)
Because, let’s face it, after all
Eriol’s not really their friend;
 
CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL:
 
Meiling:
'Who asked you?!’
 
Tomoyo:
'Plushies!!'
 
Syaoran:
'Where’s my sword?'
 
KEROOOOOOO!!!
'I love pudding!'
 
If your wondering how they eat and breathe
And other science facts (lalala)
Then repeat to yourself
*It's just a MiST*
You should really just relax
For Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!!

**

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

15:22 Hours

It was just after three and all was well aboard the Satellite Of Love. Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Kero, Yue and Meiling were all going about their appointed tasks.

But then….

The screen of the central monitor began to glow. “What the--?” Kero began. A form began to emerge from the monitor and the bridge filled with bright light. Sakura and the others were forced to shield their eyes from it. As the light died down the crew turned to see the figure.

It was the goddess, Belldandy.

“Lovely…” Meiling grumbled. “Another cameo guest star.”

“Excuse me,” said Belldandy. “But have you seen my Keiichi around here anywhere?”

Sakura, Syaoran and Tomoyo looked at each other for a moment. Then they turned back towards Belldandy.

“Uh… no,” said Syaoran. “This is a satellite.”

“Oops!” said Belldandy. “Guess I overdid it. Excuse the interruption.”

Just as Belldandy was about to disappear into the screen again, Sakura called out, “Excuse me!”

“Yes?” Belldandy replied.

“Uh, I was wondering if you could help us get back home.”

“Well…. I really shouldn’t….”

“Please?”

“Very well,” said Belldandy. “Your wish has been granted.”

The bridge filled once again with holy light and then….

“Sakura?” came a familiar voice. “Sakura? Wake up!”

**

Sakura Kinomoto opened her eyes to see Syaoran gently shaking her awake.

Sakura rubbed her eyes. “Syaoran-kun…?” she began. “What is it…?”

“I hate to wake you up,” he said, “But Dr. H will be calling soon and we need you on the bridge.”

“Okay, Syaoran-kun… Just a second…” Sakura sighed. “And it was such a nice dream, too…”

**

DEEP 13

Dr. Eriol Hiiragazawa was about twenty seconds away from snapping like a twig. For the last week, the four eyed twerp known as Harry Potter had been wandering about his labs, criticizing him and generally being a huge pain. What was worse was that he had to restrain himself from strangling or decapitating the Potter kid or he would risk paying a hell of a lot more for insurance. His assistants, TV’s Ruby Moon and Spinel Sun, had noticed their master’s growing stress by the obscenities he muttered under his breath and the twitch in his left eye. He was starting to act a lot like Herbert Lom in The Pink Panther movies.

“Must… kill… him… Must killlllll… hiiiiiimmm….” Eriol rambled.

“Uh, sir?” began Ruby Moon. “Are you feeling okay?”

“Yes…. Of course I am… Nakuru….” Eriol said quietly. “Could you get me the fic for this week’s experiment, please?”

Ruby Moon rushed off to get the fanfic. Eriol stared over at the young sorcerer who was busy taking notes on Deep 13’s security set-up. He fists began to clench and unclench.

Spinel Sun decided that now would be a good time to leave.

**

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

Sakura Kinomoto stifled a yawn as she stumbled onto the bridge. “I’m… soooo… tired…” she mumbled. She was about to tip over when Syaoran caught her.

“Well, maybe if you hadn’t been so busy trying to teach the plushies how to sing Christmas Carols, you would’ve had more time to sleep,” Meiling stated flatly.

A light began to flash on the control console. “Uh-oh… Looks like Gendo Ikari is on the line.” Tomoyo said before smacking the button.

**

DEEP 13

“Okay, I’ll bite,” said Eriol as he glanced at the viewscreen. “What’s up with Pocky and Rocky this time? She’d better not be drunk again.”

“No,” said Tomoyo. “She’s just tired.”

“Well, as long as she doesn’t fall asleep in the theater…” Eriol grumbled. “Anyway, my Clow card this week is a little item for those who want to own firearms but can’t get licenses. Just activate the card…” The clow card glowed in Eriol’s hand before transforming into an M-16. “And voila! I call it ‘The NRA’ card.”

Just then, Ruby Moon yanked the gun from his grasp. “You’re not going to do what I think you’re going to do.” She said.

“Spoilsport,” grumbled Eriol. “Ball’s in your court, duckies.”

**

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

Tomoyo sweatdropped as she glanced over at Syaoran, who was still struggling to hold Sakura up. “Kero,” she said. “Could you bring me the Clow card, please?”

Kero promptly flew over with the card. “I’m starting to feel like a glorified extra around here,” he muttered.

“Oh, be quiet!” Tomoyo retorted. She turned back towards the viewscreen. “This week’s card was my idea. It’s the perfect way to decorate any room. I call it ‘The Décor’! Martha Stewart, eat your heart out!”

“What do you think, sirs?” asked Kero.

**

DEEP 13

Eriol struggled to get the gun back from Ruby Moon. “C’mon! I just want to wing the little brat!” Just then, he realized Tomoyo was waiting for a response.

“Uhh… Very nice, Daidouji,” he said. “But play time is over and the pain is just beginning. This week’s feature was sent to us by William J. Perry and it features the cast of Tenchi Muyo and the cast of CardCaptors in a crossover that only an author could love. It’s called ‘No Need For CardCaptors’. Enjoy!”

With that he pressed the button and the viewscreen went blank.

**

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“C’mon, dear,” Syaoran whispered as he tried to bring Sakura back to consciousness. “Time to wake up.”

Sakura mumbled something and rubbed her eyes. “Now what…?” she said.

Suddenly alarms and sirens rang out.

“OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!” Sakura cried out.

(Door 6: It melts away to nothing.)

(Door 5: It swirls open from the center.)

(Door 4: It falls toward you, missing your foot by inches.)

(Door 3: It splits into six long strips that retract into the doorframe.)

(Door 2: It’s made of small wooden blocks. The CCS plushies come in and haul them away, one at a time.)

(Door 1: It’s a set of theater curtains. They are pulled back and you move on.)

(Door .7: The camera pans downward where a small hatch pops open.)

Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and Kero-Chan enter the theater. The three take their seats in the theater while Kero-Chan floats overhead.

>Tenchi doesn't belong to me, it makes me sad! 
 
Kero:<author>Just think of what I could be making on the merchandising alone… WAHHH!!
 
>Card Captors doesn't either, but I can live with that. 
 
Sakura: So can we.
 
Tomoyo: Amen.
 
>Please don't sue me, I have nothing 
 
Syaoran:<Sgt. Schultz> NOTHING!
 
>just some crazy ideas that i type to see what people think of it! 
 
Kero: I hope some of them are better than this.
 
Sakura: C’mon, Kero. Give it a chance.
 
>Thank you!
 
Sakura: You’re welcome.
 
Syaoran: You know, it’s nice to meet a polite author for a change.
 
>No Need For Card Captors
 
Kero: My sentiments exactly.
 
Tomoyo: CardCaptors Muyo!
 
> "Teeennnccccchhhiiiii"
 
Syaoran: STELLLLAAA!!!
 
Kero:<speaker> Teeeeeenchhhhiiii! IIIIIIII’mmmm traaaaaappped innnnn slooooooowww motiooooon! Heeeeeelp meeeeee!
 
> "Ah! Good Morning to you too Ryoko."
 
Kero:<Ryoko> I didn’t say “Good Morning”, I said “Teeennnccccchhhiiiii”.
 
Sakura:<singing> Good Morning! Good Morning! We’ve talked the whole night through!
 
Syaoran: Hello. Commas, please?
 
> "Get your hands off of Lord Tenchi you monster."
 
<All look around>
 
Kero: Who said that?
 
Sakura: Touya? That you?
 
> "Hey now..."
 
Kero:<singing> The dreeeeam is over!
 
> "I said get of....."
> "Get away from...."
 
Sakura: Could someone finish a sentence, please?
 
Syaoran: It’s “Good Bye Sweet Li” all over again.
 
> "AHHHHHH"
 
Kero: Megami-sama?
 
> A typical morning for the Masaki house, 
 
Tomoyo: Or the Tendo house…
 
Syaoran:<Tenchi a la Soun Tendo> The perfect moment…
 
>Tenchi just slipped off quietly to the kitchen to see what Sasami was cooking.
 
Sakura: Only to find that Akane was in the kitchen.
 
Kero:<Tenchi> Oh, dear God! NOOOOO!!!
 
> "What's for breakfast this morning Sasami?"
 
Sakura:<Sasami>I’m not the morning Sasami, I’m the evening Sasami. The morning Sasami has a hangover.
 
Tomoyo: Commas! Use ‘em!
 
> "Well, I thought I would start off with some rice balls and then 
>make some special sugary dough,
 
Kero: Sugar makes everything better. Even raw dough.
 
Tomoyo:<Sasami> One order of sugar powdered twenties, coming up!
 
>a dn then the rest I'm not sure yet. Hehe."
 
Syaoran:<Tenchi>I’m evil.
 
> "That sounds good. I'll go tell Washu it's almost ready.."
 
Kero: Okay. Who’s talking?
 
Sakura: Mind identifying your speakers, fanfic?
 
Syaoran:<fanfic>They’re Sanyo.
 
Tomoyo: That was bad, Syaoran-kun.
 
> "I did again!! I am truly the greatest scientist in the world!! 
>HAHAHAH!"
 
Kero: Dr. Tomoe? That you?
 
Syaoran:<TV’s Frank>Nice work, Dr. F.
 
Sakura: Cute. Real cute.
 
> "Your the greatest Washu. 
 
Syaoran: She’s the greatest Washu there ever was!
 
Kero: Washu talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?
 
Sakura: Stop that!
 
>Washu, you are the best! 
 
Tomoyo: Better than all the rest!
 
>Washu!Washu!Washu!"
 
Sakura: Are you dirty? Well, we’d better Washu! Washu! Washu!
 
<Everyone else groans>
 
> "Washu...what is so great?"
> "Yes Miss Washu."
 
Tomoyo: If this fic uses the name “Washu” one more time…
 
Sakura:<Washu> I am Washu! Hear me roar!
 
Kero: I am reader. Here me snore.
 
Syaoran: How many ties are we going to use that joke?
 
Kero: Until it stops being funny.
 
> "Well Ryoko and Ayeka, I just made the greatest invention of 
>history! WAHAHAHA!"
 
Tomoyo:<Washu> I am the guardian of the hell.
 
> "What is it Miss Washu?"
 
Sakura:<Washu> Yes! It’s me!!! Haven’t you been paying attention!!
 
> "It's a world teleporter!"
 
Tomoyo:<Washu>I can teleport a whole planet in seconds!
 
> "A what?"
 
All: A WORLD TELEPORTER!!
 
Kero: Who the hell is talking?!
 
> "Well Mihoshi if you didn't watch cartoons all day, you would 
>have an idea of what it is. 
 
Syaoran: Are you kidding? The only time you’d here about something like that is in a cartoon.
 
Tomoyo:<Washu> I, on the other hand, have been productively watching “Star Trek”.
 
>A world teleporter can teleport an object or person to any desired location. Would anyone like to try it out?" 
 
All: NO!
 
Sakura:<Washu, whiny> C’mon! I promise not to scatter your atoms across the universe!
 
>No one answers from fear of past inventions. 
 
Kero:<Tenchi> I mean, you can only be decapitated so many times before you start to wonder…
 
>"Well then we'll all go together. HAHAHA" 
 
Sakura:<Washu> I kill me.
 
Tomoyo: Uh, Washu… Dilandau called. He wants his laugh back.
 
>Everyone stepped into Washu's lab frightfully. 
 
Syaoran: If they’re so afraid, why don’t they just leave?
 
Sakura:<Washu> Get in here! I’m warning you!
 
>"Okay now everyone, stand on that blue circle in front of you. 
 
Tomoyo: As opposed to behind you.
 
Sakura:<Washu> It’s time to play “Twister”! Ha, Ha, HA!
 
>Now where would we like to go?"
 
Kero: Have we wandered into a Microsoft commercial?
 
Sakura:<Ryoko> Wait a sec… That’s not Washu! It’s Bill Gates in disguise!!
 
Syaoran:<Bill Gates> Curses! Foiled again!
 
> "How about Disney World?" Murmers of agreement where heard.
 
All: We’re going to Disney World!!
 
> "Well Disney World it is Sasami." 
 
Kero: Disney World is actually Sasami?
 
Tomoyo: You see that little punctuation mark to the left of the period on your keyboard? Use it!
 
>Washu typed in a few coordinates and pressed a few buttons before she leapt into the circle. 
 
All:<singing> You put your Washu in! You take your Washu out!
 
>"Get ready, Disney World here we come!" 
 
Kero: Woo hoo! Road trip!
 
>A sudden blur of colors and a rush of wind came into the faces of the masaki household. 
 
Syaoran:<Tenchi>I knew I shouldn’t have bought that tea from Cephiro.
 
Kero:<John Candy> Nice dissolve.
 
>"Well here we are." Everyone stood in awe infront of the Magic Kingdom entrance.
 
Sakura: Then they saw the line-up.
 
Tomoyo:<Washu> Aw, crap…
 
> "Well come on Tenchi!"
 
<All look around>
 
Kero: Arghhhh!!! Who’s talking?!
 
> "Who said Tenchi was going with you!?" Again the two girls 
>already started fighting over Tenchi. 
 
Syaoran:<Archie Andrews> I feel for you, man.
 
>After all the fighting and arguing Ayeka, Sasami, and Mihoshi went to the fantasy land, 
 
Kero: Along with the author.
 
>because of Ayeka's fear of heights, 
 
Tomoyo: She’ll never be able to visit the CN Tower.
 
>Tenchi and Ryoko went to the parts and Washu 
 
All: WASHU!
 
>wandered around the shops with Kiyone.
 
<All stare blankly>
 
Sakura: Man, so many characters to keep track of…
 
Kero: My head hurts.
 
> "Oh, Tenchi! Finally atlast it's just you and me. We're going to 
>have so much fun! Well come on we're not going to have fun by standing 
>here, let's go!" She quickly grabbed his hand and walked toward the 
>speed way. Tenchi just smiled and tried to catch up.
 
Syaoran: Uh, I’d hurry it up, Tenchi. Ryoko just ran off with your hand.
 
Kero: You have to hand it to her.
 
<Everyone else groans.>
 
> "I can't believe Ryoko is going off with Tenchi like that! If 
>only I didn't fear heights."
 
Tomoyo:<Ayeka> Why’d I have to be such a wuss?
 
> "Hehe Come on Ayeka!" 
 
Kero: Who said that?!
 
Sakura: It was either Sasami or Mihoshi.
 
>Ayeka tried not to think of all the fun RYoko would be having with Tenchi as she went with Sasami to the rides.
 
Kero: Heh, heh.
 
Sakura: Oh, knock it off.
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~
 
Kero: Let’s here it for the squiggles!
 
Tomoyo: Well, at least it’s not stars again.
 
> "Well Tenchi we went on the speedway, the magic mountain, and the 
>rocket ship ride. What's next?"
 
Kero: Yeah. Like they could get on the rides that fast.
 
Sakura: Maybe it’s the off-season?
 
Syaoran: Disney World has an off-season?
 
> "Hmmm, how about the metroway?"
> "Of course!!" She happily skipped, still holding Tenchi's hand, 
>off to the metroway.
 
Syaoran:<Tenchi> Could I have my hand back now, please?
 
Tomoyo: Ryoko seems awfully giddy in this fic.
 
Kero: All part of the magic and merchandising of Disney World, Tomoyo-chan.
 
> "Two please."
 
Kero: Two what? Who’s talking? Who’s he talking to?! Arghhhh!!!
 
> "Right this way" the man lead them to a cart of their own.
 
Sakura: Golf or shopping?
 
> "Wow, this is going to be so much fun Tenchi. Come sit next to 
>me." 
 
Kero:<Tenchi> I don’t think there’s enough room. Maybe you should sit on my lap.
 
Sakura: Kero…
 
>Usually in this situation Tenchi would be nervous but for some 
>reason he actually wanted to sit next to her. (Maybe it's because I'm 
>not worried about Ayeka seeing me...?)
 
Sakura:<Ayeka>Hey!! What’s going on here?!
 
Syaoran:<Tenchi> Guess not. 
 
> "Alright Ryoko." Ryoko's heart skipped a beat as Tenchi sat 
>close next to her. 
 
Kero: Uh, Ryoko must not get out much.
 
>As the speed started to pick up Ryoko rested her head on Tenchi's shoulder.
 
<Sakura rests her head on Syaoran’s shoulder. Syaoran blushes.>
 
Tomoyo: That reminds me. We need shampoo.
 
> "Tenchi?"
> "Ya, Ryoko?"
> "What are you thinking about>"
 
Kero: Typical girl question.
 
Syaoran:<Tenchi>Well, I was thinking about why I’m in this series when the title clearly states that I’m not needed.
 
> "Well uh...I guess about how much fun I've had with you today."
 
Kero: Oh, good one, Tenchi! That was such a brilliant dodge!
 
> "Really!?!"
 
Kero:<Tenchi>Sure. I was definitely not thinking about this month’s “Playboy” centerfold. Nope, nope, nope.
 
Sakura: Kero…
 
> "Of course Ryoko." As they entered the tunnel of the ride Ryoko 
>put her head on his chest.
 
Kero: She’s moved from his shoulder to his chest. By the end of the ride, her head will be in his lap.
 
Sakura: Kero…
 
> "Tenchi, today has been a dream come true for me. I....Well....you..."
 
Tomoyo:<Ryoko>Um.. Line? 
 
> "RYoko?"
 
Kero: Torgo? Is that you?
 
> "Tenchi,...I l..love....you"
 
All: Awwwww…
 
Tomoyo:<sniff> I love romantic moments.
 
> "Ryoko, I..."
 
Syaoran:<Tenchi>…have no clue what you’re talking about.
 
> "But even if you don't love me...I guess I'm fine with that. But 
>no matter how you feel about me, I'll always love you." 
 
Tomoyo:<Ryoko>But if you go off with someone else, I’ll be forced to dismember you with an ax.
 
Syaoran:<Tenchi> Eep!
 
>She got up and looked at him through his eyes. 
 
Sakura: That’s quite a trick.
 
Kero: Talk about getting inside someone’s head.
 
>Tenchi noticed her eyes were stained with tears.
 
Syaoran: Some Oxy-Clean will get that out.
 
>  "Ryoko. Im so sorry..."
 
Kero:<Tenchi>But I have to go now. I seem to have lost my apostrophes.
 
> "I understand...after all how woild love a monster like me." 
 
Sakura: Woild?
 
Kero: I give up.
 
>She started to cry as she sat on the other side, curled like a ball, looking 
>out.
 
Tomoyo:<Ryoko>This fic is a dark and lonely place.
 
Kero: Geez… Talk about mood swings…
 
> "No...your not a monster. what I meant was...I'm sorry for having 
>you go through so much pain waiting for me. Ryoko, you are 
>passionate, caring, beautiful and you only act tough to cover it up. 
>I....Well...I love you too Ryoko." 
 
Sakura: Enter WAFF. Stage right.
 
Syaoran: I don’t know whether to laugh or throw up.
 
>She slowly looked up and started to cry even more. "Ryoko...what is it?!?!"
 
Tomoyo:<Ryoko>You’re on my foot.
 
Kero: Why are fanfic authors always overpunctuating?!?!
 
> "I never thought in a million lifetimes that you would ever love 
>a person like me." 
 
<All stare blankly>
 
All:<giggles>
 
Kero:<snicker>What is this a Harlequin novel?
 
Syaoran:<announcer>Next, on “All My Tenchi”, Tenchi discovers Ryoko is actually his long lost twin
sister.
 
>He smiled and sat next to her, holding her crying body. 
 
Tomoyo:<shakes her head>Oh, brother…
 
Sakura: Ryoko’s playing the crying game.
 
>They sat like this until the cart came out of the tunnel and 
>into the sunlight again.
 
Kero: Tenchi suddenly realized that Ryoko had been replaced by an inflatable doll somewhere in the tunnel. Wackiness ensued!
 
> "Now dry up those pretty eyes and smile for me." She sniffled and 
>wiped her eyes and then managed a chessy grin for Tenchi. 
 
Kero:<Homer Simpson>Mmmmm…. Cheese.
 
>"HAHAHAHA! Thanx Ryoko." 
 
<All fall over>
 
Kero: Oh, for…
 
>She stayed in Tenchi's arms in silence until the cart 
>reached a stop at the station. "Well where to next?" Ryoko smiled and 
>laughed. 
 
Kero: Man, Ryoko changes moods faster than you can say “WAFF”.
 
> "I think we should check how everyone else is doing. We WERE 
>supposed to meet at the train staion at 2:30. What time is it?"
 
Syaoran: Time to get a new fanfic.
 
Tomoyo: Ba-da BING!
 
> "AH! It's 2:25!"
 
Sakura: THRILL as Tenchi CHECKS WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!
 
> "Well then lets hurry!"
 
Kero:<Ryoko>C’mon, Tenchi! Get your ass in gear!
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~
> "Where is that Ryoko! 
 
Sakura: Which Ryoko?
 
All: THAT Ryoko!
 
>I just know she has hurt poor Lord Tenchi! 
 
Tomoyo:<Ayeka> I mean, hurting Lord Vader is one thing, but Lord Tenchi…
 
Syaoran: And the Lord did sayeth; My name is Tenchi.
 
>I knew I shouldn't have let her go with him! She better sho up soon! 
 
Sakura:<Ayeka> Along with my missing “w”.
 
Kero: First, Tenchi’s hand, now Ayeka’s “w”. Is Ryoko some kind of sneak thief?
 
Tomoyo:<Ryoko a la Locke Cole>I’m a TREASURE HUNTER!!
 
>If she.."
> "Ayeka...please. Tenchi is fine, Ryoko wouldn't do anything to 
>hurt Tenchi!"
 
<All look around>
 
Kero: Who said that?!
 
Sakura:<speaker>Oh, and watch out for snakes!
 
> "There's the cevil woman now! Ryoko if you have hurt a single.."
 
Tomoyo: Cevil?
 
Kero: Now, now. Let’s try to be “cevil” with her.
 
> "Relax Ayeka, Ryoko didn't hurt me at all!"
 
Kero:<Tenchi>Actually, I was kind of disappointed. I was hoping she’d…
 
Sakura: Don’t go there, hentai!
 
> "Well children, hehehe, it's time for us to head back don't you 
>think?!? Stand around everyone while I type in some coordinates to get 
>back to home...here we go." 
 
<All look around>
 
All: ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 
Tomoyo: Listen, author, when you have a half dozen or more characters in a scene you should tell us who’s talking!!!!
 
Syaoran: I think that was supposed to be Washu.
 
Kero: Whoever it was, they must’ve been drinking the tea.
 
>The scenery of what used to be disney suddenly became a bright blurr of colors with a rush of wind. 
 
Kero: Shouldn’t they have waited for Sasami, Mihoshi, and Kiyone? 
 
Sakura: That’s one way to cut back on the cast budget.
 
Tomoyo:<Washu>Suckers!
 
>"well here we....are???"
 
All: STOP DOING THAT!!!
 
> "Miss Washu where are we?"
 
Sakura:<Washu>Hell.
 
> "It seems that we were lost...in another world..."
 
Kero: The Lost World!
 
Syaoran: Then, Washu was eaten by velociraptors.
 
<Tomoyo hums the theme from “A Different World”>
 
> "WHHHHAAAAAA? You mean to tell me that you lost us in another 
>world!?!?!"
 
Tomoyo:<speaker a la Sakura>Hoeeeeeee?!
 
Sakura: Very funny, Tomoyo-chan.
 
> "Oh Lord Tenchi watch out there might be danger near!!"
 
Syaoran: Could we please get some commas here?
 
> "Everybody calm down!!!!!!" 
 
Kero:<speaker>And watch out for snakes!
 
>The murmers of excitement sooned quieted. "it's obvious that we are in another location, may not be 
>another world but....FREAKIN OUT isn't going to solve anything. 
 
Sakura: And neither will SHOUTING!
 
>Washhu can you fix this?"
 
Kero: No. But, I bet Washu can.
 
> "Well Tenchi it seems my computer has been overrun...uh 
>hehe....um.....I KNOW! 
 
Tomoyo: Do you get the feeling Washu is up to something?
 
>Why don't you all split up and have alook around where we are while my computer cools down!" 
>Soon the worried cries turned into nods of agreement.
 
Sakura:<Washu>As soon as their gone, I’m outta here!! Then I’ll be the star of this series!! BWA HA HA!
 
> "Well I'll go with Lord Ten.."
> "Oh no you don't miss prissy pants you're not going anywhere with 
>Tenchi..."
 
Kero: Let me guess… Ayeka and Ryoko are supposed to be fighting again?
 
> "Get your hands off of him..."
> "Oh try to stop me...nanana..."
 
Tomoyo: Who does she think she is? One of The Beatles?
 
> "Ryoko!"
 
Sakura:<Ryoko>That’s my name. Ask me again and I’ll tell you the same.
 
> "Hey hey! Come on now..I'll go with you both."
 
Kero: Who the hell is talking?! ARGHHHH!!!
 
> "Uh OK!" they cried in unison while glaring evilly at each other.
 
Syaoran: They’ve been taking lessons from Dr. H, I see.
 
> "Hey there's a park other there!"
> "This looks like a city!"
> "Look over there!"
 
Syaoran:<Tenchi>Uh… What the hell are we all looking at?
 
Sakura:<Ryoko>I’m not sure. The author hasn’t written a description of it yet.
 
> "Well come on Tenchi!"
> "Yes follow me Lord Tenchi."
 
All:<singing>He will follow theeeeemmm. Follow them wherever they may go!
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~
> "Thats all for today class, be safe this weekend, and have fun!"
 
Kero: Hey… Where are we now?
 
> "Hey Mei Lin! Are you coming with us today to the park?"
 
Tomoyo:<Meilin>I’d love to answer that, but I’m not sure who you are yet.
 
> "Um....sure I guess."
 
Sakura:<Meilin a la Madison Taylor>Whatever.
 
> "Well then let's go! First I have to stop by my house to pick up 
>Kiro
 
Kero: Kiro….? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 
> "Not that stuffed animal! Hahaha"
 
Sakura:<Meilin>I kill me.
 
> "He's not so bad." 
> "The wind seems strange today...doesn't it?"
 
Syaoran: How can you tell? You’re still inside!
 
> "What do you mean Sakura?"
 
Tomoyo:<Meilin>So that’s what that smell is!
 
Syaoran:<sniffing Sakura’s hair> I love the smell of cherry blossoms in the morning.
 
Sakura:<giggles>Syaoran-kun…
 
> "Um..never mind it's nothing. Here we are. I'll be a sec! Kiro, 
>Kiro, there you are, come on Mei Lin and I are going to the park!"
 
Tomoyo: I’ll bite. Where are Madison and Li?
 
Kero: Search me.
 
> "The park?!?! Not now, I've almost defeated the Red Warrior in 
>Level 3!!!"
 
Kero: The hell…? What game is that?
 
> "Come on Kiro, I'll buy you some putting...."
 
<All fall over>
 
Sakura: Oh, brother…
 
Kero: Even poshul knew what pudding was.
 
> "All right!"
> "Okay Mei Lin let's go!"
> "Wait up Sakura..."
 
Syaoran: that’s it. I’m completely lost. What the hell is going on?!
 
> "What is it Kiro?"
> "I sense a clow card...."
> "You do?"
 
Kero: No. I’m kidding.
 
> "I thought I did earlier...wait a minute...I've never seen them 
>before....they look strange...."
 
Sakura:<Sakura Avalon>Hmmm… A girl and a panda… That is strange!
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~
> "Here's the park...hey...why are they staring at us like that?"
 
Syaoran:<Fraiser Crane>Tell him to STOP STARING AT ME!!!
 
Kero: What’s going on?!! Who’s talking?! ARGHHHHH!!!
 
> "Well we are obviously dressed different then them and looked a 
>lot different. 
 
Sakura: Thanks. The redundancy really helped.
 
>They are probbaly just curious."
 
Kero: Nuku Nuku? That you?
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~
> "They see us!"
 
All: RUN!
 
> "Come on Mei Lin let's follow them!"
 
All:<groans>
 
Tomoyo: HEY, FANFIC!! Could you at least punctuate ONE sentence?!
 
Kero: Don’t make us punctuate you!
 
> "Sakura be careful, something is definetly wrong around here."
 
Kero:<a la Ben Kenobi>They’re dangerous. I can sense it. Why can’t you?
 
> "What do you mean Kiro?"
> "Those people don't seem normal.."
 
Tomoyo:<Madison Taylor>Like, DUH!
 
Syaoran: Who’d want to watch anime about normal people anyway?
 
> "You don't think they could....."
> **BOOM**
 
Sakura: Looks like the fanfic just exploded.
 
> "Ryoko! Get away from Lord Tenchi right away!!"
> "Ayeka can't you see we are meant for each other!"
> "Girls come on!"
 
All:<groans>
 
Skaura: This is getting very tiring…
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~
> "I told you Sakura...one of them is a clow card!!"
 
Tomoyo: Kero doesn’t seem very bright here.
 
Kero: Tell me about it.
 
> "A Clow card? Sakura they don't look like clow cards!"
 
Syaoran: So… Sakura was talking?
 
Sakura: Forget it. I give up.
 
> "Thats because they arn't the average clow cards Mei Lin."
> "They arn't?"
 
Kero: No. They “aren’t”.
 
> "No, look at the one with the purple hair, thats the clow card. 
 
Skaura: Now that I think about it, Ayeka does kind of look like a Clow card…
 
>It's gotta be the JEALOUS or the ****** card."
 
Kero: The Censored card?
 
> "Well come on Sakura let's get that card!"
 
Tomoyo:<Sakura Avalon> Let’s not and say we did.
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~
> "There's those kids again, wha...what is she doing..?"
> "Unleash the wand!"
 
<All fall over>
 
Sakura: Unleash?! What is it? A dog?!
 
> "Uh..Tenchi doesn't this kid seem a little weird to you..?"
 
Syaoran: That’s putting it mildly.
 
> "Step back I'll take care of this card!"
> "Card..?"
> "HAHAHA, Ayeka you're a card!!!"
 
Syaoran:<Tenchi>That Ayeka is such a card…
 
> "Sakura seal it while it's confused!!"
 
Kero: Not unlike us….
 
> "JEALOUS card I seal you to the card confined!" As Sakura 
>thrusted down her wand to "capture" the JEALOUS card, Ayeka looked 
>puzzled and started to get angry and scream.
 
Kero: Not unlike me…
 
Sakura: Hey! That’s not Ayeka!! It’s Akane Tendo in disguise!!
 
> "I'm not a stuped card, 
 
Sakura:<Ayeka>I’m a stupid person who can’t spell “stupid”!
 
>and I'm not jealous!"
 
Tomoyo:<Madison Taylor>Shyeah, right!
 
> "Sakura it didn't work...maybe it's not her thats the card but the 
>other girl..THATS IT!!! She's the GIGGLE card!"
 
<All fall over>
 
Kero: Giggle card…?
 
Syaoran: Yeah. That sounds like something Clow Reed would make.
 
> "Wha?"
 
Kero: My sentiments exactly.
 
> "HAHAHAHA...now whos the card Ryoko!" 
 
Tomoyo:<Ayeka>Who ‘da card, baby? Who ‘da card?
 
Sakura: Stop that…
 
>Tenchi continued to look confused.
 
Kero: He’s not the only one.
 
> "Don't even try it little girl!"
 
Syaoran: Ryoko’s been taking dialogue lessons from the dubbed Kero, I see.
 
> "GIGGLE ca...AHHHH!"
 
Syaoran: My Goddess?
 
Kero and Tomoyo: It’s MEGAMI-SAMA!!
 
> "I warned you..that little wand won't touch me!"
> "Sakura use the wind card!"
 
Kero: Who the hell is talking?!!
 
> "Right...Wind card...RELEASE!" Just then a huge gust of wind 
>aroused and started blowing Aykea and Tenchi 
 
Kero: Woo-hoo!!
 
>towards the playground.
 
Kero: Awwww….
 
Sakura: Serves you right.
 
> "AH!"
 
Syaoran: Megami-sama?
 
Tomoyo: Better.
 
> "TENCHI!! NO!! You dare hurt Tenchi!"
 
Sakura:<Ryoko>Now you will must die!!!
 
> "Uh..Sakura..."
> "Ya Mei Lin?"
 
Sakura:<Sakura Avalon> Dat’s good, ya?
 
> "I don't think thats the GIGGLE card!" 
 
Syaoran: Yeah? What was your first clue?
 
>With that Sakura, Mei Lin and Kiro started runnin off to the alleys. Ryoko at first started to 
>chase them but then stop to check on Tenchi.
> "Tenchi! Are you ok?"
 
Kero:<Tenchi>No. I’m dead.
 
> "Uh ya Ryoko they didn't hurt us."
 
Tomoyo:<Ayeka>Oh, and I’m fine too. Thanks for asking.
 
> "Where did they go?"
> "I dunno, but i don't care. They got really annoying. Are all 
>the people here like that?"
 
Sakura: Wait till you visit Nerima, buddy. 
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~
> "Is she still following us?"
 
Sakura:<Sakura Avalon>Lousy, Fuu… She’s been following us since “Temples, Captors And Knights”!
 
> "No, Sakura I don't know what happened I'm sure I felt a clow 
card. As a matter of fact i can still sense it."
 
Tomoyo:<singing> Everybody senses something sometime…
 
> "Kiro, they weren't clow cards, but they weren't regular people 
>either."
 
Kero: They should try Ex-Lax.
 
Sakura: Eeeeewww… Kero!
 
> "AHHH, Sakura!"
 
Sakura: …sama?
 
Kero: Just keep plugging away, kiddo…
 
> "Mei Lin! I forgot to seal the WIND card! WIND card return to 
>your power confined! WIND! Sorry Mei Lin.....?!?!?!?"
 
Syaoran: Hold it! Why would she need to seal the card again?
 
Kero: This author doesn’t know much about Clow cards, I guess.
 
Tomoyo: Second Sailor Destiny strikes again!
 
> "Sakura it's not only the wind card!!!!"
 
Tomoyo: The fic is overpunctuating again…
 
Kero: Who said that?! Arghhhhhh!!!
 
> "What is it?!"
> "Thats the clow card! It's the....SPEED card!"
 
Kero: Yeah. It has a picture of a bus that can’t go less than 50 mph on it.
 
> "The speed card?"
> "No time hurry Sakura!"
 
Tomoyo: No time for proper punctuation! MOVE! 
 
> "Right..." 
 
All: Left.
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~
> "Woh...the wind just stopped all of a sudden..."
 
Kero: Keanu Reeves? That you?
 
> "Tenchi..something is wrong here, I can sense it."
 
Syaoran: Who’s talking?
 
Tomoyo: Maybe it’s Haley Joel Osment.
 
> "You're right Miss Ryoko"
 
Tomoyo: Ayeka and Ryoko are being civil?
 
Sakura: Say it ain’t so!!
 
> "Come on!" The two girls grabbed Tenchi and started runnig for 
>the alley.
 
Kero: Looks like Tenchi’s just goin’ along for the ride.
 
> "Wha...what...is it?"
 
Sakura: What is what?
 
> A medium sized, what looked like a wolf, 
 
Syaoran: Someone should tell Nakoruru not to let her pets run loose.
 
Kero:<CardCaptor Schlueter>Mmmmmm… Nakoruru…
 
Sakura: I’d be careful about making fun of CardCaptor Schlueter if I were you.
 
>demon appeared and was running aroundthe alleys causing a whirl wind.
 
Tomoyo: Okay, who released ‘The Thunder” card?
 
> "There's those two kids!"
> "WAH! That thing is fast!"
 
All: STOP DOING THAT!!!
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~
> "Use the TIME card Sakura!"
> "Right Kiro! TIME card....UNLEASH!"
 
Syaoran: Foul! I was the one with ‘The Time’ card.
 
Kero: Any author who gives us ‘The Jealous’, ‘The Giggle’ and ‘The Speed’ isn’t very familiar with the details of the cards.
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~
> Then the time stopped...
 
Syaoran: Oh, THE time.
 
>but for some reason only for Mei Lin and 
>Tenchi!
 
Kero: Who knew ‘The Time’ card was such a wuss.
 
> "What did you do!?!?!"
 
<All look around>
 
Syaoran: Oh, forget it.
 
> "What is wrong with Lord Tenchi...why has everything stopped!"
 
All: STOP THE FIC! WE WANNA GET OFF!!
 
> "It was that little girl!"
 
Kero: Chibi-Setsuna?
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~
> "Uh Oh! Sakura those two girls arn't frozen!"
> "WHAT!?!?"
 
All: She said “Those two girls aren’t frozen”!!
 
Sakura: This hearing problem is spreading.
 
Tomoyo:<Kero>Better stick ‘em back in the freezer before they go bad.
 
> "Hold on...I'll deal with them, you watch the SPEED card!"
 
Tomoyo: Fortunately, Kero used to be a Vegas Blackjack dealer.
 
Sakura:<Kero>Sorry. House wins again.
 
> "Right!"
 
Syaoran: Left!
 
> "Hey! You two! What it going on!"
 
Kero: Dr. Thinker? Is that you?
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~
> "Is that little stuffed, flying thing talking to us?"
 
Kero: I am NOT a stuffed animal!!
 
> "I guess, well I hope he's ready for some question and answer 
>time!"
 
Tomoyo: Does this dialogue sound dubbed to you?
 
> "All right what did you do to Lord Tenchi?"
> "HUH?? 
 
Sakura: Very articulate.
 
>Oh that guy that was with you, well Sakura froze time in 
>order to capture the TIME card, and for some reason it didn't freeze you 
>or your frined here."
 
Tomoyo: Hold it! She used ‘The Time’ card to freeze time… so she could capture ‘The Time’?
 
Kero: What the hell is a “frined”?
 
> "How come it didn't freeze you?" 
> "Because I'm not human..I'm a super guardian!"
 
<Tomoyo hums the “Superman” theme>
 
Syaoran: Yeah, right.
 
> "HAHAHA! Not human maybe but guardian!!"
 
Tomoyo: Definitely dubbed.
 
Sakura:<Sakura Avalon>I am laughing very muchly, thank you.
 
> "Well Miss Ryoko and I are definetly not huuman either!"
 
Tomoyo:<Ayeka a la Princess Mononoke>I’m a wolf, dammit!
 
> "UH..OK! So thats why you didn't freeze !"
 
Syaoran: Yeah… Okay…
 
> "Well that guy is getting on my nerves! DO you mind if I help 
>bring him down?"
 
Sakura: Are they talking about the author?
 
Kero: I hope so.
 
> "Yes I would like to have my try at it also!"
> "WHAT?? UH go ahead!"
 
Sakura:<Sakura Avalon> Just don’t expect me to drag away your lifeless corpses.
 
> "Come on Ayeka..lets see how weak you are!"
 
Tomoyo: Very witty.
 
Sakura:<Ryoko>Looooooser! Ha, ha, ha! I kill me!
 
> "I wouldn't be talking you old pirate!" 
 
Tomoyo:<Ryoko>Arrrr… You’d better be shutting your mouth or I’ll make you walk the plank!
 
>So Ryoko and Ayeka started to fight the SPEED card, while Sakura took a rest and watched in 
>awe at how fast they were.
 
Syaoran: Well, at least she wasn’t in awe of an awesome ship.
 
> "How...wha...oh my...how are they that fast?!?! 
 
Syaoran:<Director>Cut! What the hell was that?!
 
>And why didn't they freeze Kiro??"
 
Tomoyo: Why would they want to freeze Kero?
 
Syaoran: To shut him up?
 
Kero: Hey!
 
> "They arn't human they said.. Sakura pay attention they may be 
>able to defeat the card but only you can seal it. When I say so, seal 
>the card."
 
Sakura: … with “Thompson’s” wood sealer!
 
Tomoyo: Hey! No product placement!
 
> "Right."
 
Kero: Wrong.
 
> "Ready....now!" Sakura ran in with her wand ready to seal the 
>SPEED card.
> "SPEED card return to your power confined...SPEED!" With that the 
>demon was sucked into tiny card.
> "That was all you had to do?!?! Any one can do that!"
 
Sakura: Fine. You try it.
 
> "Um excuse me, now that you captured your demon can you please 
>unfreeze Lord Tenchi?"
 
Syaoran: Demon? What is this? Devil Hunter Yohko?
 
> "Oh right.. TIME card return to your power confined...TIME!"
 
Tomoyo: If I hear “return to your power confined” one more time…
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~
> "So, why are you two all of a sudden buddies? And why does my head 
>hurt so bad?"
 
Syaoran: He’s not the only one.
 
Kero: Aspirin… I need aspirin!!
 
> "Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka! There you are!"
 
Sakura:<Ayeka> And there you are… whoever you are…
 
> "We've been looking for you, the weirdest thing happened, I had 
>this dream that Mihoshi, Kiyone, and Mr. Masaki were frozen and Washu 
>and I were left!"
 
Syaoran: Okay, by process of elimination… The speaker should be Sasami.
 
> "Now Sasami that would never happen would it?"
 
Kero: Hey! That was pretty good!
 
Syaoran: Thanks.
 
> "HEHEHE no!" Washu sent a questioning glance at the two girls, 
>who had grins on their faces.
 
Tomoyo: Great. They’ve been drinking the tea.
 
> "Washu, next time we go somewhere send objects first and not us!" 
>Everyone laughed.
 
Sakura:<Ryoko>Ha,Ha, Ha! We’re so wacky!
 
Tomoyo:<Ayeka>Oh, Tenchi, I had to tell the landlord you were gay.
 
Syaoran:<Tenchi>What?! But, what will my wife say?
 
Sakura:<Ryoko>Wife? You mean you’re married?
 
<All imitate canned laughter>
 
Kero: Ladies and Gentlemen! The Tenchi Sit-Com Sketch! Thank you!
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~
> "Kiro, who were those two girls? And where did they come from?"
 
Tomoyo: Answer: Another series.
 
> "I don't know Sakura, I guess they were sent here to help you..."
 
Syaoran: Yeah, sure.
 
> "I can't believe I missed that capture!!!!"
 
Kero: Oop! Looks like Madison’s here.
 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~
 
Sakura: Another day, another scene change.
 
>I've watched Card captors a few times so I had an idea how things worked 
 
Kero: Which is why you chose it for a crossover! Good plan!
 
>but, I forgot most of the characters and how Sakura captures 
>cards....WAS IT THAT BAD!?!?!!? 
 
All: YES!!
 
>This was my first cross over, and I might do another one but not with Card Captors, maybe with SAilor Moon, 
>or someone else! 
 
Sakura: Yes! It’s “No Need For Senshi”!!
 
Kero:<Tenchi>Hey, Washu. I thought you said you fixed this thing?
 
Tomoyo:<Ami> Don’t worry! I’ll fix it!
 
>BIBI!

Kero: And another fanfic bites the dust. You know, this fic just shows the problems that plague crossovers. I mean, Sakura

meets the Tenchi cast and they spend the whole time kinda gawking at each other.

Tomoyo: Not to mention that the author kept forgetting to tell us who was speaking most of the time. It’s one thing to do that when there’s only two speakers, but any more than that and it gets confusing.

Syaoran: Plus, why was it a crossover anyway? It’s obvious that the author just wanted to write a Tenchi/Ryoko WAFF fic from the start. Why make it more complicated by throwing in another series?

Kero: What did you think, Sakura?

<Pause>

Kero: Sakura?

<They all look over to see Sakura leaning against Syaoran’s shoulder sleeping peacefully>

Tomoyo: Well, at least she made it through the experiment.

Syaoran:<sighs>I’d better go put her to bed.

Kero: Yeah. Let’s get out of here.

**

Syaoran stumbled slightly through the corridors with the sleeping Sakura in his arms. ‘I wish she didn’t sleep so soundly sometimes’ he thought to himself. After struggling his way into Sakura’s room, he set her down on the bed and tucked her in.

“Good night, my love,” he said quietly as he kissed her on the forehead. A small smile came to Sakura’s face. Syaoran then walked over to her closet door, which was already partially open, and swung it open even further to reveal Tomoyo in her yellow “incognito” outfit and sunglasses, camcorder in hand.

“Really, Daidouji…” he began.

“You didn’t really think I’d pass this opportunity up, did you?” she replied.

Syaoran took a deep breath and sighed. “C’mon. We should let her sleep,” he said.

**

DEEP 13

Eriol’s twitch was getting worse. Especially after what had just happened. A strange energy source had teleported into Deep 13 and now he had to deal with this.

“What’s wrong with it this time, Washu?” asked Tenchi.

“Don’t worry! I know just what to do! HA HA HA!!” Washu replied.

“Could you stop that laughing?” said Sasami. “It’s making my head hurt.”

“This is a very strange place indeed, Lord Tenchi,” said Ayeka. “Hey, Ryoko! Stay away from him!!

“Make me!” Ryoko retorted before sticking out her tongue at Ayeka. Seconds later Ayeka and Ryoko were at each others throats again.

“Do they work here too?” Harry Potter asked.

Eriol let out a sigh. “Everyone wonders what happened to the Anime Web Turnpike. Now we all know. They’ve moved into my labs,” he mumbled.

“I think we’d better book him some vacation time,” said Spinel Sun.

“Uh-huh,” was all Ruby Moon said as she pressed the button.

THE REAL END

(Feel free to hum “Catch You, Catch Me” as the credits roll.)

I recently got the OMG! OAV Production and Design guide so I felt compelled to put in a Belldandy cameo. (I just wish I could read the damn thing. I can read and speak French, but not Japanese. And that S+S WAFF moment! Boy, I’m a sucker for romantic stuff. And now for some letters:

Dear lord, how did you ever stand 'Temples, Captors and Knights'? It's
so...so...I couldn't have read more than a few paragraphs without the
CCSMST gang's commentary. Once again, you've done a wonderful job of
making me laugh with a fic that made me wince. :)

And you keep posting my fan mail! I'm starting to blush like Sakura in
some cheap, tawdry, ff.net fic. :) Actually, I'm fairly well
flattered.

Speaking of ff.net...they've screwed up chapter 8 on of Card Captor
Syaoran...is it posted anyplace else?

-Ciricee

“CardCaptor Syaoran” and my other fics will be coming to the CCST3K webpage soon enough. But, if you’re feeling

impatient, you can find all the chapters (in .doc format) in the CardCaptor Sakura Fanworks ML’s archive at

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ccsakura

Just type “CardCaptor Syaoran” into the search engine and voila!

*choke* WTF?! That fic was so terrible!!!! I couldn't stand it! Why the hell is a 11 year old girl reading such a thing when she doesn't understand *&^% about it!? "They called it a rape scene." Oh my god that was so scary!!! "Mom said it made babies." The horror! Where the &%^ did she get such a book?! "I feel like raping you, can I rape you? Sure but you have to tie me up and take off my clothes first."Ahhhhhh! Thank god the scene was deleted (otherwise I would've commited suicide)

The techniques come from Rurouni Kenshin. A highly loved anime (she must've watched the ^%$#ing dubbed version though). I just so hope she didn't write a fic about it. Wah!
And god the spelling mistakes and grammatical errors! Even I don't make that many (Hint: I'm 11)! And... and the ruining of CCS and MKR... god how can somebody write so bad and unintentionally? How can her friends like that fic?! And the Tomoyo and Sakura thing! Poor Syaoran! *sobs* Please don't MiST fanfics worse than this!!!
BTW, Nice MiSTing (hi. la. ri. ous), it helped me hold on to my last remenants of sanity. *grins* I liked the holocabana scene. I wanna see Syaoran fight Chow Yung-Fat (although I know he'll lose terribly. no offense, really!). Maybe someone should write a CCS and Crouching Tiger crossover.... I really liked your MiSTing it's just the fi you MSTed was terrible!!

Adieu-
Ms. Magical Girl
aka Jeanne

At least three people pointed out the Rurouni Kenshin thing to me. Not that it makes much difference in this fic. To paraphrase Gene Siskel: The end of this fic could’ve been the next chapter of “Nadesico’s Daughter” and it still would have sucked. Speaking of which, Episode 18 will feature the third (and thankfully final) chapter of “Temples, Captors And Knights”. The MSTing was written primarily by Benjamin David, I’m just adding some stuff to it.

To Syaoran-kun: *deep breath* HAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!! *glomp* 
 
 Harry: Oww. 
 
 Heh. Sorry about that. Now where was I? Oh yes. I was shocked to find
an 11-year old girl copying a rape scene from a book just like that --- rape
does more than just 'make babies', kiddo!! It's a horrible HORRIBLE thing!! 
No matter how good-looking a guy may be, he will never EVER have the right to
make you --- or other people for that matter --- have sex with him against your
will! Gah. *big vein pop*
 Oh, just one comment: Syaoran is not a bishounen. Yue is, though. But
Syaoran is not. My little unruly-haired amber-eyed Chinese cutie, I'm afraid
you're just cute.  Or handsome. But not beautiful.
 
 Syaoran: Thanks a lot.
 Me: No problem.
 Harry: Gerroff me. >_< 
 
 The small plugging at the end surprised me. But a deal's a deal, I guess.
*slips money discreetly under the rug* XD
 And more Harry next time? Whee! Do keep Dr. H under control; he's falling
apart. Good luck on your next installment. *skips off with hapless Potter*
 
-Sakura

The now infamous scene was deleted from the MSTing for two reasons 1) I try to avoid working with Lemons, partly because my webserver may not allow it and 2) because there was no way I could write riffs about it.

Congrats on the success with your web page. You’re even getting gift art now? I’ve never gotten gift art. Not that I’m jealous.

No, a lot of people visit my web page. I’m not upset about anything like that… Just like I wasn’t upset about being shut out of

the nominations for the CFA’s CCS awards nominations… No. I don’t mind….

Belldandy Plushie: There, there, dear. Have some tea.

CCSchlueter:<sniff> Are you talking?

Belldandy: Yes.

CCSchlueter: I must be suffering from sleep deprivation again.

Belldandy: I’m afraid so. But look on the bright side! Out of all their nominations the Amazoness Duo only got two votes total!

CCSchlueter: Hey… You’re right! I feel a lot better now!

Belldandy: Now go to bed, dear.

<sigh> They’re replacing the carpeting in my townhouse so I’ve been spending a lot of late nights moving furniture. I’m so…

Zzzzzzzzz

-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

Season One:

1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

(Loves Me, Loves Me Not/ Akane Gets Drained/ Konatsu’s First Kiss)

3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½ /Evangelion Crossover By Khyron Kingkiller

4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

6) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul

8) Marco Polo-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

Season Two:

11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

14) Shinji’s Alter-Ego-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By John82

15) Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla-A Sailor Moon Fic By Flashman (Christian A. Rogers)

16) Temples, Captors And Knights-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

17) No Need For CardCaptors-A Tenchi Muyo/Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Christina Horton

> "Teeennnccccchhhiiiii"

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